Calvin
The Calvin And Hobbes WebRing
Calvin and Hobbes Snowman Show
When the show starts just click on your screen.
The Offical Rules To Calvin Ball.
Quotes
- "The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference."
- They only recognize greatness when some authority confirms it.
- I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
- Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
- Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
- Either he's playing classical music at 78 RPM, or I'm still dreaming.
- If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
- Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?!
- Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
- It's my dessert that's gross! look, a thermos full of phlegm!
- My favorite ritual is eating three bowls of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs and watching TV cartoons all Saturday morning.
- A good compromise leaves everybody mad.
- I hate being good (or trying to fake it).
- But I like my idea better.
- You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude.
- Idiocy is the essence of the male mind.
- I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
- sighhhh...
- yayy!
- You know you'll hate something when they won't tell you what it is.
- Existence is not only temporary, it's pointless!
- Well, it puts a bad day in perspective.
- I flunked a test today, but I don't mind.
- It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
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"The world isn't fair, Calvin."
"I know, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?" - Studies in Contemporary State-Sponsored Terrorism. ....Also known as gym class.
- Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
- She didn't even give me credit for my professional clear plastic binder!
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"I've been thinking, Hobbes."
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose..." - I just can't identify with that kind of work ethic.
- Rats. I thought I could make an easy four bucks.
- As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.
- FLUSSH! Whee! Ha Ha Ha. -Mom, I'm done with my bath now.
- This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen...
- I don't need to study! I don't need to learn!
- I can always get by on my good looks and charm!
- Divine retribution, that's what!
- Homework, I command thee, BE DONE!
- What business is it of yours, jerk?!
- How rude.
- My dreams are getting way too literal.
- Mothers are the necessity of invention.
- I've been good all day so far.
- Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
- Childhood is short and maturity is forever.
- I like to say 'quark'! Quark, quark, quark, quark!
- What do they think I am, an engineer?
- The longer you wait for the mail, the less there is in it.
- People pay more attention to you when they think you're up to something.
- Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
- In my opinion, television validates existence.
- Tuesdays don't start much worse than this.
- Somehow I imagined this experience would be more rewarding.
- I don't DO math anymore. I decided I'm more of a visual person. -Visualize being the only 45-year-old in the first grade.
- Boy, rough life, huh? What have YOU done today?!
- I'm happy, but it's not like I'm ecstatic.
- I'd explain it, but there's a lot of math.
- There's no head rest on this chair! I should sue for whiplash!
- I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
- It's for the 'let Calvin live through recess fund.'
- Never mind, Mom! Do we have any plastic bags?
- OK, so I was wrong for once in my life! Shut up.
- Another genius foiled by an incapable assistant.
- I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
- Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
- Ever notice how tense grownups get when they're recreating?
- You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
- From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
- My bills always die in subcommittee.
- I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.
- Nice underpants.
- He's so lazy and selfish.
- One more nostalgic part of childhood goes THBPPTH.
- It's that moment of dawning comprehension I live for.
- I love the culture of victimhood.
- Nothing I do is my fault.
- I like to verb words. I should be doing my homework now.
- I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...Procrastinating and rationalizing.
- Reality continues to ruin my life.
- I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
- Is it a right to remain ignorant?
- Quit resisting, you!
- I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas.
- Obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity.
- It is man's indomitable nature to scare himself silly for no good reason!
- SMACK!
- I'm bored.
- Let's ask it which of us is smarter.
